It’s cool, I’ll worry about if my boobs get bigger or I have a multiple birth.

Bill started the HCG diet and reportedly has lost 11 pounds in 2 days. That has to be healthy... We decided to play an April fools joke on bill to give him a little scare. we crafted a fake article published in USA today and linked to it from a fake Drudge Report site. We uploaded it all on to an internal server at work. He had no idea it was fake, but apparently, prolonged impotency, suicidal ideation and death don't really phase Bill Baggins.

His response?

"It's cool. I'll worry about it if my boobs get bigger or I have a multiple birth"

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